Thursday, December 29, 2011


Mom is doing hevvy cleening up. Stuff's gittin' moved arown. Ai don't liek that! Teh udder day Ai wuz looking fur mai blanky at foot of Mom & Dad's bed. It wuz not there! Ai fownded it in teh fambly room! IT NOT BELONG DER! Ai sat on it enyway.

Der's stuff on teh cowch in mai cowch spot. Dat's why Ai'm diskumBOByulated!
O, yeh. We R missing Unca Greg. He went bak 2 Florda 2day. PET GURL IS NOT HEEEEEERE. Pet Gurl, you yooshally mek me feel betta. W'en you comin' home? The day RownHead Boy stayed wit us Ai stayed under bed fur a long time.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Fun Fambly ECard

Mai fambly celebrates teh REAL reason fur teh season but we made this fur fun!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

A Few Moar Carols. Heehee!

Carol Of The Bells 
(from the Cat's View)

Lites on teh walls, Brite shiny balls,
Barks frum a mutt, doors slamming shut,
All lalalalala of my hyoomins running around like ants on teh ground
Merry merry merry merry Crispmous!
Merry merry merry merry Crispmouse!

W'erd mai mom go? Who's at the door?
Who's kid iz dat? You skerred teh cat!
All lala mai surrownding's is chanjin' Peepuls a-comin' in here R strange
Merry merry merry merry Crispmouse!
Merry merry merry merry Crispmouse!

Why iz a tree in side wit' me? Lookin' fur me? 
All you will see iz end of me
All lalalala of mai li'l head is under bed
Merry merry merry merry Crispmouse!
Merry merry merry merry Crispmouse!

Belled the Kitteh

Kitteh cat walks, quiet cat stalks
Then teh tree tumbles down
B'cuz she quietly climbed on the presents
No one heard her in the front room 
She was sneaking around
And that is why now you kin hear

Just like that, we belled the cat
No sneakin' 'round on us kitteh
No moar of that, sneaky cat.
We here your bells on the way!

(C) Mr. BobButtons 2011

Last Chance for Animals - Hawaii Puppy Mill

Last Chance for Animals - Hawaii Puppy Mill

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Frens June Buggie & Rumpy Dog Looking fur Home Fur Cat Friend

June Bug and Rumpy's hyoomin haz been fostering a rescued cat named Malachai. Go to this link and check him owt. Mebbe U kin help:

Moar Catmouse Carols


"Bark!" Ai hurd teh goggie greet.
Made me jump frum off mai feet.
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.

Why nobuddy warning me
small gogs kin be so noisy?
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.

Ai go owtsides jus' to find
Goggie sniffing mai behind!
 Gud thing Poppa iz wif me
Or you'd find me up a tree.
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.

"Bark!" teh goggie sez ag'in
Sez him want to be mai fren'.
Him so full of energy
Saying all them barks to me!
What him got der in his teef?
Looks like tiny Christmas reef!
Ready fur mai best defence
Goggie fownd hole in teh fence

Him drop reef down at mai feet
"Barkety Bark!" is what him greet.
Now Ai unnerstandin' that!
Him's saying "Merry Christmas, cat!"

That's so very nice  but, Oh,
Poppa's gotta fix that hole!
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Mom Sed, "Someone left their new cat toy on my bed."

Wuzn't me. K Ya, it wuz me! Someone left their new cat toy on my bed. on Twitpic

Catmouse Carols

Who wers  a hat wif a catnip toy?
Santa wers a hat wif a catnip toy!
Who laffs dis way: "MEOW, BOY!"
Santa laffs dis way "MEOW, BOY!"
Catnip toy, meow boy!
Mus' B Santa! Mus' B Santa! Mus' B Santa! Santa Claws!

Pawprint buttons on a furry red cape?
Santa's got that on his furry red cape! 
Who berry soon iz coming our way?
Santa berry soon iz coming our way!

Catnip toy, meow boy!!
Furry cape, Coming our way!
Mus' B Santa! Mus' B Santa! Mus' B Santa! Santa Claws!

Who's round tummy you betta not touch?
Santa's round tummy you betta not touch!
Who eats treetz but not too much?
Santa eats treetz but not too much! 

Catnip toy, meow boy!!
Furry cape, Coming our way!
Betta not touch, Not too much! 
Mus' B Santa! Mus' B Santa! Mus' B Santa! Santa Claws!

It camed upon a midnite clear, wit ebberone try'nta sleep soound
When bumps and scratches heard down teh hall, wuz kitteh's playin' around.
"Peace in this hows!" Teh father shout, "You kittehs shud go to bed!"
Liek cats, they lissen not; so he went & put up der cat toys instead.

On the furs day of Catmouse, mai tru luv sed to me:
"Ai'm in da pink can wif dat orange white-face kitteh and teh pikchur of a turkey and turkey bits wit real cheese and gravy. Come beg fur me so ur hyoomins kin let me out and we kin be togedder NOW!"
[OK dat 1 don't rime but iz tru hart expresshun. Ai gots poetic license. ~BOB]

Friday, December 16, 2011

Mai Fren Bestbluecat Made Catmas Pikchur fur Me

No matter ur lijin/species--if  U sez Happy Catmas, Merry KrisMouse er Bark da Harold Angels-- Havs a gud one. 

Fanks Bestbluecat fur da smiles! MOL!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Santa Paws Drive

Wow! Santa Paws Drive iz ober 100%. Look down der to rite side. Go ahead! See fir ursef!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Noo Stuff

Mom & me bofe haz arfritis & da owtsides haz been colder las' fyoo days. Cold makes us haz sore bones. Her hip bones haz be worse 2day. She wuz s'posed 2 go her ushual Caturday volunteering at parish prizun. Ai tried 2 get her up but she wuz eben late fur mai breffass.

Ai herd her talkin' 2 teh liddle rektankul w'er Poppa's voice comes outta. He wanted some turkey chilli.  Mom moved real slo to get N teh car 2 go get some greedyens fur turkey chilli. Ai tried 2 tell Pet Gurl (she Staid ober las' nite) Mom wuz leeving but Pet Gurl sleeps hard.

Poppa camed home & Ai try 2 tell him Mom wuz not well & gone fur greedyens. W'en Mom camed home, Poppa & pet gurl helped her. Gurl cleaned da chikun fur 2morra's meal. Mom got me a noo collar and a swetter to help wit' mai arfritis. Gurl put it on me. Ai looks so hansum. Gurl tried 2 put da swetter on me but Ai ball it up & play wit' it. It meks a gud yarn toy but Ai not gonna wer it.

Mom got me a noo toy wif a burd fedder & a bell on it. Gud ol' Mom. She's not feeling gud& still finking of me, Poppa & Pet Gurl.

Poppa gaved Mom a pill  that made her sleep. He made teh chilli. Ai help Mom bai sleeping nex 3 her fur warmz. Not gonna wear teh swetter doe.


Bob on Royal Blue and Re

 Ai claim dis

Friday, December 9, 2011

Jus' In Case

N case enybuddy nnerested AI liek Friskiest Turkey gravy flavor catfood n pink can. CHRISTMAS is coming. Ai'm jus' sayin '.>^..^<
    • Ai also liek catnip mouses. If u see Santa Claws put a bug in his ear fur me. THX!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Bob's Special Feature: Torture Fair

Ai wuz not happy when las' month ebberbodee lef' me to go to place called "Stayed Fare." But Ai glad Ai not der! Look liek ebberbodee who go gets torture! Torture Ai NOT want!

Goggies N Antlers 

Wunnering: Do goggies liek wearing reindeer antler dis tiem ob yer or R dey jus' tollaratin'? Poor goggies. ~Bob >^..^<

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Jingle Bob

Jingle Bells. Collar bells. Catnip's on teh waaaaaay
Santa Claws is bringing sum fur kittehs on his sleeeeigh!
Jingle Bells. Collar bells. Mousie's on teh run
B'cuz this is teh time ob yer w'en kitteh's all hav fuuuuun!

Friday, December 2, 2011

Monday, November 28, 2011

Mom's Home!

Ai missed mai mom, alfo mai pet gurl was here. She and Poppa went 2 see tha uddder grate grandmom in Florida fur sumfink called "Fanksgibbing." Ai unner stand hyoomins has mai favrit food on that day: TURKEY! I wunner if they has Friskies in teh can. Hmmm. Gurl givved me sum extra turkey flava catfood fur Fanksgibbing. So nice! Mai gurl was finking abot me! Ai will let her brush mai fur fur that!

Enyway, Ai'm glad mom is home but she had teh faint oder of small goggies on her. Ai fink Poppa iz coming later. Grate! Ai stays owtside lonegr when Poppa iz home & we gets 2 talk abowt teh evil skwurls and teh meen jays. Poppa won't let them hurt me fur shur.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

New Store

Ai'm gonna hav new shop at

Homemade Toy

Mek ur own toy. If you haz pet gurl liek me, git her to brush you fur lots. Take teh fur frum teh brush & roll it in ball. Iz gud fur batting around playing cat soccer. Homemade toy.

W'en you git tire of homemade toy, bat it under sofa wit teh rest of teh cat toys.

Friday, November 4, 2011

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Moi. Once ag'in chillaxin' on da gud sofa.

Tony Tiger

Tony Tiger libs across teh river frum us. Mom sez she haz seen him in a tiny cage. They givved him a bigger cage but iz not big enuff. Enny wyas he libs at a gas station bai teh big street wit lotsa cars and he haz to breeev car air. A judge sez he can go 2 a better place fur teh big cats.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Mr. Tubbs iz Bak

Mr. Tubbs wuz in da bakyard. Poppa chase him away. Trying to put poopies in mai poopy spot. Dis iz not cool, Dood!
 Wunner if he knos w'er da frog choir iz. Ai misses Herman, Sherman & Thurman!

Cooler Daze

Poppa's been home fur longer. Yesterday he stayed wit me all day. W'at fun! Ai kins yooshally git moar snaks & go outside moar w'en Poppa's home bcuz he sits outside moar wit' da stinky stiks. Ai kin go in & out & in & out ober & ober. Then we kin watch all da CSI shows on da bed.

Da ayer iz gittin' cooler outside. It gits warmer in da appernoon & Ai liek da warmz but iz not az much warmz az a few daze ago. Herman, Sherman & Thurman are not in da li'l pool enny moar. Da pool iz turning greem & Ai dont heer dem sing moarnin or nite enny moar. Ai guess dey go find sumplace wit warmz bcuz dey haz no fur.

If da ayer gits enny cooler, it's not gud fur mai bones. Me, Mom & Poppa start heering our bones creak. Me, Mom & Gurl findz our blankies but Poppa duzint. He lieks da coolz.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Deelishus Legs & Favrit Toys

Heah in sowth Looweeziana we haz a bug dat will come in da hows when the reel rain comes. It is da palmetto bug. Dey slides unner da door 2 come inside w'en da reel rain iz outside. Dey look like dark jumbo cockroach. Hyoomins cant heer dem tryin' 2 get unner da door but cats can! So w'en da reel rain comes we cats sits bai da door waiting fur da fun!.

Palmetto bugs ar sech fun 4 playing!  U kin bat dem arown an fro dem in da air. Bite der wing a li'l bit so dey cant fly den choo off a leg & watch dem try to run in a circle. Da legs iz krunchee!

Warning. Moms do not liek palmetto bugs. Hide da pieces w'en ur doen playin' wif da bug cause he iz a big bug & moms will go "EEEEEEEWW!" real loud even if it's dead. Then they will put a strip of plastic on da doors to keep da palmettos from sneeking in.
Den if dey see u chooing a krunchee leg U will get no kisses fur a while. U will not be allowed 2 get ur face close 2 ur mom's fur a while.

Heers a pikchur:

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Sugar Babies

Picture of me on nice warm day is here: HERE

Mom wuz eating Sugar Babies las' nite. Ai thot Ai wanted 1. Mom tole me Ai dint want it but Ai silent-beg fur it. U kno how we kittehs do wif da silent beg: We looks & looks& & looks & looks & sniffs & sniffs tryin' 2 smell & looks& & looks & looks & sniffs. Mom sez, "Bob, Ai  tell U dood, U dont wanna eat deez. Cats dont eat Sugar Babies! Dey has no meat!"

So I looks & looks& & looks & looks & sniffs & sniffs tryin' 2 smell & looks& & looks & looks & sniffs.

Mom gimme 1. YAY!  Ai sniff it reel close. Ew!

Ai roll it arown a bit. It rolls. Cud be fun later?

HoHum. Boring. Not delishus. No meat.

Lessin lernt: Cats do not eats Sugar Babies.

Sunday, October 2, 2011


I put an artikul on Twitter about caring for older cats.  I found anudder one. Clik HERE  to read it.

Iz gittin' cooool outside. My Poppa took me out but Ai cudnt stay out der too long bcuz the wind was blowing froo mai fur. It got warmer later in tha day. Ai dont heer Herman, Sherman and Therman singing outside. Maybe they keeping warm someplace cuz dey haz no fur. Ai'm going outside to looke fur dem.

But first Ai wanna say, if you gotta ol' cat like me in ur hows, remember we dont like cold drafts. It hurts our bones. Sometiems when Mom turns on the ceiling fan Ai go to da bak room where ders no fan on.

Going now to look fur Herman.


Monday, September 19, 2011

WLF and Morris's Calendar

Ai joined his payj on FaceBook. Morris da Cat is making a calendar & Ai sent mai pikchur. Mai best pikchur, wit' me on da good couch. Ai'm t'inking he telling me in a nice way ders no int'rest in mai pikchur for da calendar.He gave some udder cats his email and tol' thm to send their pikchurs to his assistant. Poof! Him a fancy er sumn' wit an assistant?

Dat's OK, now b'cuz Ai take a deep breff and enjoy mai gurl being home. We hav fun hangin' out. She git on her pad an' let's me play & Ai sits in mai fish cher & watch her movies. Den Ai haz to check da front winder to make sher da mail carry person dont steal da mailbox or da garbage can. Dat is one of mai jobs. Da hyoomins t'ink Ai am sleeping in da front winder. But --well, OK sumtiems Ai take a nap der but-- Ai really haz to keep a eye out.

A few tiems Ai haz to chekd bakyard feur evil skwurls and poop. Ai haz desided iz best to poop outside in da hallow spot. Dat helps keep da evil skwurls away.

W'en mom got home, Ai aksed her agin abot chekin' mai Twitter account. To our surprise Ai was accepted n2 da #WLF which is da Whiskers Liberation Front. Dey had mai nifty beret ready. Ai was happy. All mai anipals were sending me congrats and salutes!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011

No-homed is Sad

My mama showed me pikchurs of da kittehs wit no homes. Ebber kitteh should habs a home. Ebber goggie should habs a home, too! Dis is sad w'en kittehs & goggies hav no homes & no hyoomins. Ai'm glad mama & poppa givved me a home.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Evul Skwurl

Skwurls iz evul. Dey say bad t'ings to mek u notis dem. Den det run up a tree. Wunner w'at he tays liek?

Friday, July 29, 2011

Summer Daze

It haz been lonely. Mai mom and poppa haz been going a lot. Mai gurl came to see me & that was nice. Mai bowl wuz gettin empty. I can not haz that! Gurl came just in time too fix it!

Ai haz more noo frenz on Twitter & Facebook! That is gud.

 Mai outside time haz been cut short b'cuz the real rain haz come almost ebber day and nobuddy haz been here to tak me outside in tha morning. I hear the frog choir after tha real rain but I haz not been able to talk to them.

Oh, well! At least  Mom has been home this morning. She fed me and we gots back in tha bed and Ai gots lotsa chin and neck rubs. I got to hold the T remote but Ai di'nt change the station. Ai thot abot it but Ai di'n't. It wuz a gud show on OWN that Mom fell asleep on. But now she's in the tub rain. Must be going somewhers agin. Time for Poppa to get home and we can go outside togedder!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Ai Cud Haz Wun? Mebbe Pleez?

My Pet Duck

Urlee Start

If u wants 2 kno how 2 wake a human, put meows in der face. Pull off da cubbers. Rubs da wet noes on der skin. Walk acros dem a bit. Run acros der stomik. Pull on der hairs n if dat don't wurk, den sit on der head. If dey stop snoring den der pretinnin 2 b sleep. Put a paw on der face and meow "Ai kno u iz awake! Git up & make breffiss! Mai stomik needs da noms! Itz a mergensee!"

Moms sez Ai wuz too urly. Ai tried 2 git her up @ free-sumpn' nstedda five A.M. she sez. Ai dinks Ai wuz rite on time cuz mai stomik sez so n it haz a clok n it. Enywayz, it wuz hard 2 git Mom awakes until Ai sat on her hed. Itz a xtreem megensee when Ai haz 2 sit on he hed.

Den she got up and givved me da noms. Poppa sed she givved me da noms. But Ai say Poppa givved me da noms. I dunno. Ai jus kno Ai gots da noms n went outside wit Poppa & mai stomik wuz quiet agin..

Wednesday, June 15, 2011


Thers lotsa warmz outside.  W'en Poppa's home he keeps tha air reel cool. Ai has 2 find warmz outside on da patio. Tha concrete haz lots of warmz. I skrechout on it & warmz my ribs on 1 side then tha udder side. Ai lykes my warmz.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Sexy Bedruum Pikchurs

Herman's Brudder

Mai mom went outside wit me 2day. She's been gittin' home urly b'coz regler skool iz ober & now the li'l kitteh pipples haz summer skool. So we went outside 2gedder b'coz da hows was hot. She tol' me a mn wuz coming 2 fix da hows cooler. So Ai chill under a patio cher.
Uh oh! Herman is out der. He calld me ober. Sez he gots sumbuddy fur me 2 meet. Here he iz on da udder side of da pool. He a tiny Herman!

"Dat's mai brudder Sherman," he tell me.
 "He kinda cute!" I say. "Wunner w'at he tays like?"

 Den Sherman scream, "AGH! CAT!" and he jump in da pool.

Da reeel rain came and me & mom went inside. Herman sat out in da rain singing frog songs.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

So Hot

Ai lykes hot. Ai lykes hot on da patio. Da sun makes warmz on it & Ai skrech out n da sun puddles. W'en Ai gits all warmzed up it's time 2 go indside n da coldness. Ai notice w'en Poppa is home tha hows has more coldness & Ai has to go outside to gits more warmz.

.Herman sez dat iz why he iz in da pool. If he comes out to talk closer wif me he will have 2 much warmz & dry. He no lyke warmz & dry.  Dat's rite! Herman is back! He was gone some more 2 da place where if cats kno 'bout it dey mus' be kilt. Ai dunno where dat is.

Der wuz reel rain w'en da sun wuz almos' gone. W'en  wind was slow Ai went 2 see da pool (Ai dont mind a li'l rain). No Herman. So now he is back. His tummy was full from li'l moskeeetoes & li'l moskeeetoes eggs. Mai mom take a pikchur.  See, Herman sitz on da side of da pool. Dat water pump is sittin' up so he cant sitz on it. If Ai come too close he goes swimmin.'

Ai wus 'bout 2 ask Herman to let me test out his warmz & dry wif a lick on his noes. But the Poppa went in da hows & da bad  jay birds come out! They fuss a lot skreeemin', "Cat Caaaaaaat!!!! Cat! Caaaaaat!"

So I squeeez out da fence to da carport. Ai dont like da carport w'en da carz is on. But they off, so Ai sitz bai da door. Ooooo. Maaaaaiiii, da floor on da carport haz...WARMZ!!!! Gud for skreching out while Ai keep 1 eye & 1 ear pointed at da kitchen door in case mai pipple opens da door 2 let me in.

Thursday, June 2, 2011


Yesserday wuz mai burfday. Ai am 17 yers old or az Franch cats sez "Ai haz 17 anz." Yes, Ai am kulchurred cat.

Ai gots sum new turkey gravy food wif a burfday candle in it. Ai don't ker 4 candles but Ai lives for turkey gravy catfood.

Poppa & Ai had gud long daze 2gedder cuz of sumting called "moryul day."  Enny waze, Poppa stayed home & Ai got 2 go outdoors indoors outdoors indoors outdoors indoors outdoors  indoors outdoors indoors outdoors indoors outdoors indoors outdoors  indoors outdoor.

Mom wurked da garden. She changed da waterpump on da pool--she sat it up skrait-- so Herman dint have nuttin' 2 sit on in da middle of it. Saw him sittin' on da side sunnin' on a brick. Ai thot Ai cud get outside 2 talk 2 him 'bout a song Ai herd him song 'bout me but by da time Ai cud get outside der was no Herman.  Later Mom sawd Mr. Tubbs outside. He run away w'en she came out 2 turn on da rain wiggler. Ai wuz wunnering if Mr. Tubbs knowed wher Herman was. W'en Ai went outsie agin, Ai called 4 Mr. Tubbs but he wuz not aroun' nowheres. Next day, 2. No Herman. No Tubbs. Hohum. Jus' me & Poppa in da yard. & da evul skurls sayin' bad words up in da oak tree.

Yesserday b4 da sun come up---mai favrit time of day--Ai heared sumbuddy crokin' a happy burfday song.
 Ai heared it wuz yore burfday, u crezzy ol' cat
Hope u dint tink Ai 4got abot dat
Ai alwayz haz 2 kno jus' where u ar
So we kin only talk from afar
Iz best dat way 'cuz u kin bet
Ai'm 1 frog who dun wanna be et.
Happy burfday cat Happy burfday Bob!
Happy burfday cat Happy burfday Bob!

Ai sez, "Hey Herman, wher u been?" He sez it was 2 hot & der wuz not euff water in our pool b4 Mom made de rain wigglies make rain in da garden so he wuz sumplace in da canal way over where Ai can't go.Ai ask him wher dat is but he won't tell me. Sez its a seekrit frog club ting & Ai wud hav 2 be kilt if Ai knowed abot it. Hmmm.
O, well, Ai had nice burfday. Everbuddy on mai facebook wuz sayin' happy burday to me. Mai gurl cudn't come home yesserday but she will be here 2day. She will brush mai fur & Ai will play & nap n her room. Can't wait.

Herman was back!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Stomik Clok

Mai pipples iz not home. Da clok n mai stomik sez it is past dinner time.
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Monday, May 23, 2011

Mr. Tubbs' Visit

Mr. Tubbs wuz out dis moarning wen Ai went fur mai moarning poop. I meetz him b4 n da cold days.

"Hey!" I say, "Dis ain't yer yard, dood!"

"Ai kno," he say. "Ai jus' wunnering bout da noyz n yer pool ober her. Mekking shur ur alrite."

He nebber kerred b4, so why he come ober her now? Ai kno he kno mai fren Herman. He gotz wet paws an likking dem wile he purr n murmur, "Mmmmm, frog soup!"

Herman is smiling in da middle of da pool, sitting on da pump. Mr. Tubbs can't reeches either! MOL!

"Ai tink iz time 4 u 2 go, Tubbs," Ai say.

Den Mom comes out and Mr. Tubbs run away. YAY, Mom!

Herman iz MAI snack--Ai meenz, fren!

Monday, May 16, 2011



Mai pet gurl was home most of da weekend. Ai like her room. It's like Disney World 4 cats. Ai like 2 sit on her pyooter 4 warmz. Ebber body knos if it made of warmz, it made 4 sitting on. Cat law.
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Floating Baby Bob

If u kin find da floatin baby Bob n den u clik on him, he will stop floatin & do a li'l cat dance. Fun 4 all wif thumbs.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Herman's Back

Ai did not c Herman 4 a few days. I drank some pond water & Pop tried 2 stop me. But it tastes so gud! Betta dan water in mai bowl. Betta dan water in da baffroom sink. Tastes like....FROG! I throwed up tho.

It got warmer outside & Herman was back in his yooshul spot sitting on sumpn in da middle of da pond.
It's so hot 2day dat he mite b out der singin his li'l froggie song again. Wish does skurls would come down & have a li' drink. Wish I had a skurl suit to sneak up on dem! If u dont know, skurls is really evil. Dey talk nasty from up in da trees. Yah! Cowards! Come down here on da grownd n say dat stuff!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011


Brekfess at 5. Ai knos wat time it iz cos Ai hav clok n mai stummik. Wakes mom den Ai goes outside. Gonna chek da pond. Mebbe Herman is on da outside of it trun 2 keep warm. Ai cud help him widdat!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Fass A Nay Ting

Herman haz lots 2 talk about. We haz been diskussing life--on land and water, hopping vs running vs loping, ceiling cat, chewing grass vs eating flies--He is int'resting convershashuniss. Still, he wont come 2 da side of da pond. Jus stays n da middle.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Yup, dat frog n our lil pond is name Herman. He sings lowd. He gots lotsa frog jokes. Wunner wat he taste like.
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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Frog Friend

Mai mom made a pond last year. A frog libs der. He sings at night. Sumtimes I sit on da stones and we hab a conversation. He sings loud at nite N mai poppa  tells him to shut up. Ai'm dinking he sai his name is Herman. Ai mite ketch 'em.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Mai 4mul Por trit

Ai yooz dis 1 on my profile. Ai like it cuz Ai gots 2 sit on da good sofa. AND Ai luks so hansum!

I gots noo pikchurs

Ai been outside 2 play between naps.Now Ai deciding wher 2 nap. U got favrit nap place? wher? Tell Mr.Bob pleez.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

W'at Yooshally Happins

Ai yooshally has brekfess. Ai like turkey & gravy. Then Ai goes out 2 play in da bak yard.

Poop! It's raining!

Monday, April 25, 2011