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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

No Lunches

Mom feeds me big breffass affer Ai wakes her at 5am. Ai know iz 5am b'cuz stommik clok sez so. All cats haz stommik clok. Berry powerful tool. Sumtiem it sez, "We kinnot wayt fur 5am. Git Mom up at 4:30. Mebbe 4am. Let's EAT!" But mosely iz 5am.

Mom haz been moving stuff frum her skoolz. Poppa haz been staying home frum work. W'en Poppa is heer wiffowt Mom, Ai gits X-tra meel. Heheh.

Wall, heer's teh rub. Mom camed home urly fur bring home stuff frum skool & cot Poppa givvin me lunch. Yah. Ai'm busted. Mom sez Ai gits breffass wif dry snaks in the dry bowl fur nibbling all day. Tehn Ai gits moar turkey gravy joosy slices in the ev'nins. Wall, gud ol' Poppa dint know tihs. Now he duz, cuz Mom camed home urly & sed so. Tehn she leff 2 go bak 2 skool...and Poppa givved me teh durtiest luk.

Hay. U cant blame a feelyne fur tryin' ...2 git ober...'speshully when ther's turkey gravy N-volvd.

Monday, May 21, 2012

PAW-TAY!

Ai hav hed ake. Mom wuz gone Caturday. Poppa wuz heer but him wuz sleeping all  day frum not feeling well. SO, Ai Nvite teh kitteh frenz ober & we haz a pawty. Teh catnip wuz flowing liek water. Eber 5 minits sumbuddee wuz meowing "CRANK UP TEH MeWSIK!" "PASS TEH NIP!" Gud tiems but now AI haz hed ake 2day. Gotta go owtsides 2 eat a li'l grass & settle my stomik. I unnerstanz teh li'l kitteh in tihs pic:

BTW, tehre is a sale on shipping at mai store at http://www.cafepress.com/MrBobButtonsShop

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Restin' EZer Toosday

Sumpn's going on wit mai peepuls. PetGurl wuz s'posed 2 come brush mai fur days ago. Las' weekend Mom & Poppa camed home 2 go 2 sleep affer teh sun wuz turnd off. Mom wuz not feeling gud & sleeped affer being gone all Caturday. Poppa dint git 2 tek me owtsides till the sun was almos' turnd off.

Teh nex' day wuz Sunnyday so Ai always xpecks tehm 2 leevs me fur church but it wuz speshul Sunnyday fur Mudders' Day & ebberbodee, incloodin rownhead boy, PetGurl and Grategrandma went sumplays speshul 2 eat. Ai DO NOT unnerstan speshul plays 2 eat not being home wif ur own bowls on ur own mat bai teh frig. Why u havs 2 go sumplays else?

Yessirday, Poppa stayed wf me fur a bit of teh day. Mai peepuls wuz gone until the sun wuz turnd off agin. Wall, tihs moarning they R heer & alfo Mom will be gone in a few, Ai kno Poppa will stay fur a while. Ai will B heer on mai blankee at foot of teh bed having gud naps.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Judge certifies class action against Ontario Government for alleged abuse at school for the blind and visually impaired

Judge certifies class action against Ontario Government for alleged abuse at school for the blind and visually impaired

Waytin'

Mai Mom & Poppa R gonna do another Kairos Prizzin Min'stry. Taht meeens they will b gone ebber Caturday fur meetings until on wun ov tohse weekends tehy will be gone fur abot 4 days, sumtiem N June, 2 go visit teh men in prizzin.. Taht's teh way it yooshully goes . Tehy havunt dun wun fur a while but they hav been doing uddder t'ings. Ai fink Ai herd Poppa say tihs will B teh only wun tihs yeer. Mom haz been way too bizzy at work & affer wurk 2 do moar tahn wun eben if tehy had moar tahn wun tihs all she cud do.
Ai hate waiting fur tehm 2 come home but it also meens Ai will see moar of PetGurl! 

Ennyway, Mom sez, udder peepuls cud help. Liek, tihs next Caturday, tehy cud volunteer 2B on the team wit' her & Poppa. Tihs is teh cut-off Caturday fur joining teh teeem. All peepuls haz 2 do is go ober to Furst Mewnited Mefodist Church (930 N. Blvd., Baton Rouge) fur 8:30 in teh moarnin' & fillout a paper & sit down so eberbody kin welcome U & U git sum exer-sizes taht help U wit what 2 do. 

Mom sez, if u can't come 2 teh meetin's u kin still help frum wherever u are liek by helping wit' cookies, prayer and agape taht u kin find at this link: http://kairosangola.net/angola54.htm  U kin mail homebaked cookies & handdrawn place mats 2 "Kairos Angola" at teh address abuv R 2 Kairos Angola where Mom & Poppa worship c/o Mt. Pilgrim MBC, 9700 Scenic Hwy., Baton Rouge, LA 70807.

My favrit R Mom's cartoon videos, but tehre iz anudder video teher w'at shows waht gud mai Mom, Poppa & all tehre frens do fur teh guys in teh prizzin.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mVrFVpUpEA&feature=youtube_gdata