Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Mew Cam'ra, Mew Water Bowl

Mom got me a mew water bowl b'cuz Ai dont drink from a bowl. Ai liek 2 go 2 Mom & Poppa's bedroom baff sink & drink the drips frum teh fossit. Lotsa cats liek running water fur 2 drink so mai mew bowl haz a fossit! Mom sez Ai dont drink enuff water. Ai drink so much frum mai mew bowl that Ai haz 2 use litta box or peepee spot N teh bakyard A LOTS!!
Aunt Carol sent Mom a mew cam'ra and heer's teh furs pikchur Mom took wif it. Mom's favrit cam'ra got brokun.
She also took a video of me talking. Wach me anser mai mom.

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
  •  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  •  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day~Bob

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

King Cake

Ebberbody rown heer is talking about King Cake agin. King Cake, King Cake, King Cake. Ebber year this tiem affer Crispmouse Time Ai ben heering about him. Ai kno he is gold, greem & perpul. Ebber year he haz a new baby & soemtiem he hav neklass fur givving. So he haz menny babies liek a cat. Ai wunner how menny come 2 see him? Ai fink he givs away all teh babies to peepuls who haz to tek him home & tek terns tekking him 2 pawties. It looks liek he giv a baby 2 teh hyoomin w'at teks him 2 a pawty.

 Soemtiem he hav treetz fur hyoomins liek skrawberry filling, creeemcheez, choklit, razzberry. No wuner they talk abot him mekking them fat!

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
  •  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  •  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day~Bob

Monday, January 23, 2012

Poppa's Surmin & Homeless Anipals

Wall, Furrends, you know mai story of being lef' at a 'partmunt al bai maisef. Ai feel so fur anipals wiffowt homes. Ai git oberwhelmd b'cuz Ai see so menny on line & Ai try 2 spred mews. Ai shared 3 jus' this moarnin' on mai FB page & a few on Twitter. Ai haz 2 take break b'cuz 2day iz oberwhelming & not eben teh sun is owt heer frum teh reel rains. 

Ai gits sad abot it. But mebbe if Ai shar--u nebber kno...mebbe sumone will see & mebbe if jus' 1 anipal is safe, iz wurf it.

Then Ai mewmember Poppa wuz gittin' attak 2 weeks B4 his surmin yessirday. But he dint stop wurking on it. Las' nite it pay off. Poppa din't say "Ai'm gonna stay away & not giv this messich. Too much trubble!"  Mom sed it wuz reel gud & peepuls wuz reely int'rested & sum sed they Xper'ence & knew w'at he was talkin' about! They eben sed so 2 him affer servis! 

So, Ai wont giv up telling peepul 2 take homeless anipals home & be responsibul wif dem so there wont B so menny homeless anipals..

 Then, of kors, Ai will kontinyu 2B silly, too! Jus' finking of mew song wif toon of OOOOOOOOOKlahoma w'er teh wind comes sweepin' down the plains!... 

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
  •  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  •  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day~Bob

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Ai Gotz

Ai gotz mommy!
Ai gotz nommies!
Ai gotz PetGurl!
Hooo cud ax fur ennyting moar?

No moar madness!
No moar sadness!
Ai gotz PetGurl!
Hooo cud ax fur ennyting moar?

W’en mai Poppa’s home fur suppa
U will find us- n-grate owtdooooooooors!

Ai gotz pakees
O’turkey snakees!
Ai gotz PetGurl!
Hoo cud ax fur ennting moar?
Hoo cud ax..fur

Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Daily Cat Poop: Fav'rit Animal Blogs

Jus' want u all 2 kno, Mom & Ai dont want cemsorship. It cud also meen that if u blog & wanna quote anudder site & post a link liek we always do 2 share infurmashun, will be aginst teh law! Ai sumtiems shar links 2 info abot anipals & Mom shares info abot blindness in children.  Mom wuz at Jewelry Dooty yessiday but wanted 2 post this sine on her blogs & mine, too:
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Ai haz furrend wif blog--reeely mice anipals liek Rumpy mai favrit goggie. Ai'm gonna share links 2 der blogs below. Sum of dees R not purrrsunul frenz but Ai still lieks der blogs.

RumpyDog: Teh sub title on his blog reads "I'm a dog with a unique perspective on human life". He iz reeely cool goggie who livs wif a cool mom named Jen and a cool but militant activist cat named June Buggie. Ai met Rumpy on Twitter. He is also on Facebook

Bunny's Blog: Bunny posts about animals and animal rights related subjects.

Fur Kid Fosters:

PawCircle: Mai fren DanaPixie runs this to lift up anipals we need 2 mewmember in purrayer.

Cat From Hell: Wall, der just funny. Dat's all  dat's enuff! MOL!

I Can Has A Cheezburger? This place fir original LOLcats. Mom & Ai go der 2 hav fun. If u git ser'us all teh time, u need help. This is place fur help. They are also on Facebook.

Terry S McMahon: A new Twitter friend--he writes songs abot cats that mek u smile!

Nanny McFur: Animal issues, fun photos, animal news, etc.

Forever Foster: "A  tabby, Fui. A tortie, Suey. A little white fluffy kitten, Lishy. A revolving cast of foster kitties. Living in Melbourne."

Marg's Pets: Marg has mice kitteh pics & helps kittehs find furever homes.

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
  •  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  •  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day~Bob

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Almos' Daily Cat Poop

Ai got moar noos fur u abot cats. Gotta hurry b'cuz Mom's gotta go 2 jewelry dooty & she's takin' teh net book wif her. Hope u liek deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Mystery Solved: Why The Cat Craves Mushrooms (And People Do, Too). Wall, hmmmm. Ai'm gonna hafta try summa them!

VIDEO: 'Sofia The Lion Tamer' Goes Nose-To-Nose With Big Cat. That's a skerry kid! She kin hippotize lions & mek 'em dance!

Documenting John Lennon's Love for Cats Did u kno he wunce had a cat named "Elvis?" Well, he did.

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!  
  • hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  • talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Looooong Weekend

Whew! Lately weekends haz been:  Poppa comes in, we go owtside togedder, Poppa & Mom go someplace, come back, feed me pet me lubs me.  
This weekend wuz too busy, eben tho it wuz longer.  Mom got a li'l bit under wevver affer she taked Pet Gurl somewhere.  Pet Gurl was rown fur while to hep owt. Ai liek hanging owt wit Pet Gurl.  

Mom's fone crawled away sumwheres agin. Took a few days 2 crawl back. Ai not say where but Ai fink it wuz in land ov single socks & lost cat toys.  Mom hadda chek on Grandmom & then lay down.  When Poppa camed home he dint let NO buddee--eben me-- wake up Mom. 

 Then Ai herd them say eben tho mom wuz not at best she hadda teech li'l kids at church.  Ai dunno, but Ai fink li'l hyoomins help mek her feel betta. Then went to eat wif some udder  Poppas & Moms that talk the Gud Wurds.  Next day Mom dint hav 2 go 2 wurk.  She & Poppa went to a celebration of a man named Martin Luther King.  Sowns liek t'is guy was reeely smart, gud & strong. Dey took Grandmom, Rownhed Boy and anudder li'l-er boy who is also fan of PetGurl.

Poppa came home sooner 2 wurk on his papers he write sermons on. Sometiems he shares them with me first.  W'en he close a door fur praktissing Ai get 2 heer dem furs--eben B4 Mom. Ai think Ceiling Cat will liek this messich.  

Mom went 2 bed urly affer wurking on Mai store. Poppa sed she a jewelry dooty. Ai'm finking Ai liek jewelry dooty B'cuz mom wuz home a li'l sooner tonite.

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!  
  • hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  • talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day!

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Mai Store

There's s'posed to be a sale wif 45% off with the code "PINE." at checkout on mai  Cafe Press store:

Friday, January 13, 2012

Kitteh Side of Teh Skreet

Git ur coat & git ur hat
Ai'm a cat. Ai will sit on all dat
Ebbertings a seat
On teh kitteh side of the skreet

Git ur laptop off the floor
If u dont, guess wat warmz iz for?
Tiem to mek a seat
On teh kitteh side of the skreet

Ai yoos to jump owt teh way
W'en ur fings flew my way
Now Ai sit, or Ai lay
Leik a Rover
Ai roll over and over

Coz ur dirty sock smell sweet
W'en Ai want myself a gud seat
So jus' direck ur feet
To teh kitteh side of teh skreet! 

Thursday, January 12, 2012

The Daily Cat Poop: Fursday Edition

Ai haz moar cats in teh noos 2 share. Njoy!

Baby Kitteh and Deer  Here is berry kyoot video of teh day wif 2 kyoot frenz.

Chef Accused of Feeding Cat to 2 Dogs. This guy sowns liek he hates cats & luvs dogs. Ai notis teh artikul mentions Anthony Robert Ahrens, Former Inn At Little Washington Sous Chef, has a Facebook page that features dogs. Moar than 1X the artikul mentions he haz facebook page. That meens he's on Facebook. Hmmm.  BRB. Aw heck, he's eedr deleeted or hidden his page. >^o_O^<

Can Cats Really Communicate With Their Owners? Of kors we can! U need artikul fur this?

 Cat Survives 2 Euthanasi Attempts 1 ov mai Twitter frenz shared this story teh uddder day. This cat wuz meant 2 B wif this fambly! 

RIP Mayor of Seventh Stree This nayberhood in Noo Yawk misses their fren--an ol' kitteh liek me!

Wall, that's all Ai haz tiem fur 2day! Ebberbuddy, hav gud day and dont  furgit--

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!  

    • hug ur anipal if u haz 1

      • talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day!

Ur fren,


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Daily Cat Poop

Mom was reading news. There wuz stories abot hero dogs & lost dogs & dogs in peepul clothes & dog breeds. Of kors, Mom lieks all kinda aminuls but Ai wuz feelin kinda low b'cuz  there wuz no cat stories.

Fur me to feel betta, Mom found thees cat stories. So az mai publik survis, Ai bring mai frenz first edition ov:
 The Daily Cat Poop
Reel Cat Poop. Furst N news is story reely about cat poop. Reely. Sumbuddy was looking at cat litter ads & said "Oops! Fresh Step! You can't say poop stinks less wif ur cat litter." So they hadda take the ad off teh TV. Read more about it here: Judge Orders Cat Litter Commercial Temporaily Off Air.

Geesh! Cat Leesh! Seems cats kin be trained 2 walk wif leesh. Mom sed she had anudder cat many yers ago she had harness fur & he didnt mind. Sumtiem iz gud fur cats 2 keep us safe. Hmm. Wunner what Poppa wud say abot that in our bakyard! Read more abot it here:  Nine Lives, One Leash

FREE MATILDA!  Matilda is wunnerful hotel cat. Helf inspekker don't want her havvin free run w'er der's food at teh hotel so they haz invisibul lektric fens 2 keep Matilda owt of food space. Hmmm. Dont he knwo cat cleener than sum hyoomins? Read abot Matilda's predikamunt here: A Little Less Room to Roam

Wall, that's all teh noos Ai has tiem 2 print 2day. Mom haz 2 pak he netbook up fur wurk. Bes' noos of all iz Pet Gurl iz spending day wif me while Mom & Poppa iz gone. Yay! Fink Ai'll go dans on her head & grab a corner of her bed.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Emoticon Fur Cats

>^..^<  or  =^..^=  "So let it be sed bai cat" "Acat (cat eeekwivlunt to Amen)"

}{>^..^<  or ][ >^..^< One paw raised as in  "me, too!" or "I agree" or "count me in" or "Salut"

][>^..^<][  Raise da roof! WHOOT! WHOOT!

>^-O-^< Sing!

>^oO^<  WHAAAAT?

>^-@-^< Cat kiss

>( ; )~< Cat booty or kiss it.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Two-Legged Cat Finds a Home

Fanks 2 mai Twitter fren, fur this story. Ai had tears down mai whiskas reading this one.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Bob's New Year's Eve

Dear Friends,

This is Bob's mom writing to you today in his stead.

First, I'd like to wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR and may the years ahead be blessed. That is the only time one adds an "S" to "year"  unless it is to add an apostrophe and an "S"  when one uses the possessive form as in "New Year's Day" or "New Year's Eve."  But, as the poster child for ADD, I digress in discussion of one of my pet peeves as digression and ADD are conjoined siblings.

Bob is recovering from a hard night. He gave us quite a scare, although our family tries to stay prayed up. My husband, whom Bob has referred to as "Poppa" and I were trying to be careful about his going outdoors on New Year's Eve. As Bob has stated before, he likes to go outside with Poppa.  Poppa also has the habit of standing with the family room door open so that he can watch the TV while he smokes outdoors and Bob plays in the grass or watches the water in a little fountain pond I made just off the patio. Bob comes in when Poppa comes in or he stays behind where either of us can see him from the inside for a few minutes until I call him in.

 Poppa and I agreed that when dark came, it would be best if Bob did not venture outdoors. Although fireworks are illegal in this parish, too often people who want to use them will buy theirs in neighboring parishes and bring them home to set them off. This is not a good situation for either Poppa or Bob. Poppa's a Vietnam vet and Bob is..a Bob. The noises have the same effect.

Poppa was getting in one last smoke for the evening before we were to go to church for watch night service. (I'm praying for him to stop smoking altogether) and must have been very engrossed as Bob slipped outside behind him in the darkness. I heard Poppa say, "Come on, Bob. It's time to go in." Then I noticed he walked through to the front of the house and called for Bob.

"He only comes in for you," Poppa called. So I went out into the backyard to do my special Bob call, which usually works if he's outdoors. If Bob is indoors he let's you know by doing absolutely nothing--except maybe continuing to nap in one of his favorite places. No Bob.

"Are you sure he's outside?" I asked Poppa. "The ground is wet. Maybe he slipped back inside and is napping somewhere."

"I didn't see him go in but check the usual places anyway," Poppa said while he continued to look and call outside. No Bob inside. No Bob outside. "If he's not answering you, perhaps he sneaked inside and has a new napping spot. We'd better get going for church."

We left my car in the drive and went to watch night service in my husband's car. On the way home we could see Roman candles cascading out of the dark sky and hear fireworks booming throughout the city. As my husband pulled into the drive I could see a super-size ball of fur curled up in the carport between my car  and the kitchen door. Bob was home and he was freaked out. If he'd had opposeable thumbs he would have taken the keys from my hands and open the door for himself. He dashed inside and ran to one of his favorite napping places in my daughter's (Pet Gurl) room. He realized he' not checked his bowl for a snack, came back to the kitchen to make sure a snack didn't magically appear in his bowl, then went back to the darkness of Pet Gurl's room for peace and quiet.

So that is how Bob's New Year's Eve went and why he's  will, from now on, mind when we call him from the outdoors.