Friday, July 29, 2011

Summer Daze

It haz been lonely. Mai mom and poppa haz been going a lot. Mai gurl came to see me & that was nice. Mai bowl wuz gettin empty. I can not haz that! Gurl came just in time too fix it!

Ai haz more noo frenz on Twitter & Facebook! That is gud.

 Mai outside time haz been cut short b'cuz the real rain haz come almost ebber day and nobuddy haz been here to tak me outside in tha morning. I hear the frog choir after tha real rain but I haz not been able to talk to them.

Oh, well! At least  Mom has been home this morning. She fed me and we gots back in tha bed and Ai gots lotsa chin and neck rubs. I got to hold the T remote but Ai di'nt change the station. Ai thot abot it but Ai di'n't. It wuz a gud show on OWN that Mom fell asleep on. But now she's in the tub rain. Must be going somewhers agin. Time for Poppa to get home and we can go outside togedder!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Ai Cud Haz Wun? Mebbe Pleez?

My Pet Duck

Urlee Start

If u wants 2 kno how 2 wake a human, put meows in der face. Pull off da cubbers. Rubs da wet noes on der skin. Walk acros dem a bit. Run acros der stomik. Pull on der hairs n if dat don't wurk, den sit on der head. If dey stop snoring den der pretinnin 2 b sleep. Put a paw on der face and meow "Ai kno u iz awake! Git up & make breffiss! Mai stomik needs da noms! Itz a mergensee!"

Moms sez Ai wuz too urly. Ai tried 2 git her up @ free-sumpn' nstedda five A.M. she sez. Ai dinks Ai wuz rite on time cuz mai stomik sez so n it haz a clok n it. Enywayz, it wuz hard 2 git Mom awakes until Ai sat on her hed. Itz a xtreem megensee when Ai haz 2 sit on he hed.

Den she got up and givved me da noms. Poppa sed she givved me da noms. But Ai say Poppa givved me da noms. I dunno. Ai jus kno Ai gots da noms n went outside wit Poppa & mai stomik wuz quiet agin..