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Prowd ov Maisef. Gotta SANG!!

Ov cors Ai am prowd 2B TEH CAT. Cats & sum goggies kin do grate fings eben wit' no fumbs. But 2day Ai am prowd 2B member of ASPCA wit' mai own card N all! Ai reeely got sumpn N teh brokundown mailbox besides a card frum teh vet sayin' "Iz tiem fur BobButtons 2 git hiz cat butt probed!"

 Wif taht sed, Ai gotta sing!

Lubbly Day 

(apolllygees 2 Bill Withers)

W'en mai Poppa, Mom, PetGurl & me

Mek a fam'ly w'at iz whole.

W'en Ai wekkup n the moarnin & 

Tehr iz cat food n mai bowl

Tehn Ai look owtsides

An' teh birds iz chirp-chirping

Skwurls iz runnin' rown

An' Ai kno iz gonna be

A lubbly daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

A lubbly daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

We R Fammerlee

All mai frenz we R talkin' 2gedder when we git online;

Kitteh's, goggies & eben a turtle--we talk all teh tiem!

All teh peepul look @ us & say, "Kin tehy B taht close?

Anipals being 'burds-of-a-fedder?"

W'at we say 2 tohse is:

"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"

"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"

W'en we see anipals taht R homeless, we tell ebbrywun.

Sumtiem we just lif' up eech udder & hav sum fun.

All ov teh peepuls look at us & say, "We shud help 'em owt

So no annimals hurt & they git homes!"

Tehn wit' us tehy shout:

"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"

"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"

Aint Wurried

[Whistles] Ain't wurried. [Whistles]

Ai'm happy. [Whistles]

Ain't wurried. 

Ai'm happy, meow.

Heer's a li'l song Ai rote

U mite wanna howl it note fur note

Ain't wurried. 

Ai'm happy.

Got a place frum w'er Ai dont roam

Got maisef a 4ever home

Ain't wurried. 

Ai'm happy.

Got me a blanky fur m'naptiem wurl

W'en Ai needs a brush Ai got a good PetGurl

Ain't wurried. 

Ai'm happy.

[Whistles] Ain't wurried. [whisltes]

Ai'm happy. [Whistles]

Ain't wurried. 

Ai'm happy, meow.

(c) Mr. BobButtons. Fank yew. Fank yew berry much.

Kitteh Side of Teh Skreet

Git ur coat & git ur hat

Ai'm a cat. Ai will sit on all dat

Ebbertings a seat

On teh kitteh side of the skreet

Git ur laptop off the floor

If u dont, guess wat warmz iz for?

Tiem to mek a seat

On teh kitteh side of the skreet

Ai yoos to jump owt teh way

W'en ur fings flew my way

Now Ai sit, or Ai lay

Leik a Rover

Ai roll over and over

Coz ur dirty sock smell sweet

W'en Ai want myself a gud seat

So jus' direck ur feet

To teh kitteh side of teh skreet! 

Emoticon Fur Cats

>^..^<  or  =^..^=  "So let it be sed bai cat" "Acat (cat eeekwivlunt to Amen)"

}{>^..^<  or ][ >^..^< One paw raised as in  "me, too!" or "I agree" or "count me in" or "Salut"

][>^..^<][  Raise da roof! WHOOT! WHOOT!

>^-O-^< Sing!

>^oO^<  WHAAAAT?

>^-@-^< Cat kiss

>( ; )~< Cat booty or kiss it.