Mew Cam'ra, Mew Water Bowl

Mom got me a mew water bowl b'cuz Ai dont drink from a bowl. Ai liek 2 go 2 Mom & Poppa's bedroom baff sink & drink the drips frum teh fossit. Lotsa cats liek running water fur 2 drink so mai mew bowl haz a fossit! Mom sez Ai dont drink enuff water. Ai drink so much frum mai mew bowl that Ai haz 2 use litta box or peepee spot N teh bakyard A LOTS!!

  

Aunt Carol sent Mom a mew cam'ra and heer's teh furs pikchur Mom took wif it. Mom's favrit cam'ra got brokun.

She also took a video of me talking. Wach me anser mai mom.

Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
•  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
•  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob

Moar Catmouse Carols

Bark

"Bark!" Ai hurd teh goggie greet.

Made me jump frum off mai feet.

"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.

He jus' movin' in nex' door.

Why nobuddy warning me

small gogs kin be so noisy?

"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.

He jus' movin' in nex' door.

Ai go owtsides jus' to find

Goggie sniffing mai behind!

 Gud thing Poppa iz wif me

Or you'd find me up a tree.

"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.

He jus' movin' in nex' door.

"Bark!" teh goggie sez ag'in

Sez him want to be mai fren'.

Him so full of energy

Saying all them barks to me!

What him got der in his teef?

Looks like tiny Christmas reef!

Ready fur mai best defence

Goggie fownd hole in teh fence

Him drop reef down at mai feet

"Barkety Bark!" is what him greet.

Now Ai unnerstandin' that!

Him's saying "Merry Christmas, cat!"

That's so very nice  but, Oh,

Poppa's gotta fix that hole!

"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.

He jus' movin' in nex' door.