Friday, February 24, 2012

Cat Laws: Teh Nex' Sevvun

8. If Ai'm sittin' at teh door lookin' at it, open ur brane 2 mai mentul tullepthy messich taht is saying, "AI WANTS OWT!"

9. Nebber moovs teh noms dish wiffowt permisshin.

10. If unknown kids iz comin' ober, pleez do liek teh moovees & Warn-a-Bruvver. [Get it? Warn..a Warner...ahem. Mooving rite along..]

11. If Ai gits wet from sumting Ai playing, drinking--wha-evah--is OK. If U gits water on me iz NOT OK. OK?

12. Ai ownlee runs 2 door w'en Ai heers YORE car in teh driveway.

13. Meeet gud. Veggies bad. Cats & men hav dis n common.

14. Cold bad. Warms gud. Xpek me 2 go 2 grate lenfs 2 git away frum cold & git 2 warms. Why? Iz CAT LAW!

  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
  •  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  •  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day~Bob


  1. I know what ya mean there. June Buggie reminds me of these rules ALL the time!