Sun iz Terning On

Mai tummy alarm clok wuz axing fur breffass B4 5AM  so Ai tol Mom w'at it wuz sayin' & she dint move. Wall, tummy wuz not heering taht so it tol' me 2 try agin. Mom sed: "OH BOB! Iz not 5AM yet." Sry, Mom. Tummy clok duz not ker.


Mom camed home late wiffowt PG. Passiv-aggressiv punishmunt iz fur me 2 nap on her papers & fur stomik clok to go off B4 5AM. Heer iz pikchur of me on paper last nite. Yah. U kin call tihs "Bob on Paper."

Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
•  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
•  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob