Mom rushed home frum church wiffowt Poppa & she & PetGurl put me in carrier wif mai favrit toy & a soft blanky. Then they put me N the lod fing Ai avoid teh most: TEH CAR!!Mom sed since Ai'm going owtsides moar, eben if jus' n bakyard Ai needs 2 go 2 vet. Ai luvs teh car b'cuz it brings home Mom ebber day and sumtiems mai PetGurl but it meks noise & is too big $ now Ai wuz going INSIDE IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Ai sed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all teh way on teh trip! PetGurl unzip the carrier a li'l bit 2 rub mai hed but Ai still sed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! All teh way!
Then they took me & mai carrier in a place Ai hurd Mom call PetSmart. Ai cud see all kind ov goggies & Ai cud hear kittehs & goggies. Teh lady at teh desk wayted me on a tabul & sed she wud wayted my carrier bai itself later. She sed Ai wuz a gud wayt at 9.2 powns. Sge sed Mom did gud wif mai diet. Hmmmm. Ai cud stan moar food w'en Ai ax, wayt or not!
Later, tehy took me N anudder room Ai did not liek. Ai got 2 git outta the carrier & Ai wnated PetGurl to hold me. Ai hadda sit on this iron table that smelled like goggie, kittehs & cleener. Eben tho' teh lady wuz nice Ai wuzn't 2 ken on her lookin' all ober mai body. Then she took me away 2 a bak wif anudder lady who look at may eyes, mai meowf & udder parts. Tehn they brot me bak 2 Mom & PG & that when Ai fown mai chance 2 crawl bak in mai carrier where nobody cud tuch me, espeshly teh big goggies Ai cud heer barking sumwhers.
That's when, among udder ting they talk abot teh nurse & dokter tell Mom & PG that the furs owners musta ment 13 months nsted of 13 years B4 they lef me at the 'partment wher Aunt Carol camed 2 get me owt. So mai eye tess sed Ai'mnot 17 but mebbe 5-7 years old--moar likely 7! So, Ai'm reely middle age & not elderly cat! Mom, PG & Poppa r happy b'cuz That means Ai kin b arown longer 2 own them!