Ov cors Ai am prowd 2B TEH CAT. Cats & sum goggies kin do grate fings eben wit' no fumbs. But 2day Ai am prowd 2B member of ASPCA wit' mai own card N all! Ai reeely got sumpn N teh brokundown mailbox besides a card frum teh vet sayin' "Iz tiem fur BobButtons 2 git hiz cat butt probed!"
Wif taht sed, Ai gotta sing!
Lubbly Day
(apolllygees 2 Bill Withers)
W'en mai Poppa, Mom, PetGurl & me
Mek a fam'ly w'at iz whole.
W'en Ai wekkup n the moarnin &
Tehr iz cat food n mai bowl
Tehn Ai look owtsides
An' teh birds iz chirp-chirping
Skwurls iz runnin' rown
An' Ai kno iz gonna be
A lubbly daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
A lubbly daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
We R Fammerlee
All mai frenz we R talkin' 2gedder when we git online;
Kitteh's, goggies & eben a turtle--we talk all teh tiem!
All teh peepul look @ us & say, "Kin tehy B taht close?
Anipals being 'burds-of-a-fedder?"
W'at we say 2 tohse is:
"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"
"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"
W'en we see anipals taht R homeless, we tell ebbrywun.
Sumtiem we just lif' up eech udder & hav sum fun.
All ov teh peepuls look at us & say, "We shud help 'em owt
So no annimals hurt & they git homes!"
Tehn wit' us tehy shout:
"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"
"We R Fammerlee! Kittehs, goggies, burdees & ME!"
Aint Wurried
[Whistles] Ain't wurried. [Whistles]
Ai'm happy. [Whistles]
Ain't wurried.
Ai'm happy, meow.
Heer's a li'l song Ai rote
U mite wanna howl it note fur note
Ain't wurried.
Ai'm happy.
Got a place frum w'er Ai dont roam
Got maisef a 4ever home
Ain't wurried.
Ai'm happy.
Got me a blanky fur m'naptiem wurl
W'en Ai needs a brush Ai got a good PetGurl
Ain't wurried.
Ai'm happy.
[Whistles] Ain't wurried. [whisltes]
Ai'm happy. [Whistles]
Ain't wurried.
Ai'm happy, meow.
(c) Mr. BobButtons. Fank yew. Fank yew berry much.
Sing it to me kitty!!!
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