Aminul WelFur Approovd

Eh! La Bas, mes amis! Heer Ah goes hijackin' Mr. Bob's blog agin! Heh, heh, heh! He done went to tha vet yestadeh an' he lookin' kinds spaced owt! Ah hadda li'l chuckle bowt dat. 
Just wonted to let y'all kno abot dis org'nizashun what check up on farms an' how dey treets dey aminuls. You see dey gots dees farmers that iz mekkin sho farm aminuls iz treeted rite frum birf to slawta. So they wants 2 be rekinized fur dat so they follas very strik rools 2 be on da "Animal Welfare Approved program" liss.
Da AWA, heer what dey do:

audits and certifies family farms raising their animals humanely, outdoors on pasture or range. Farmers who earn the AWA seal benefit from having a third-party verification of their high-welfare practices and consumers benefit by knowing that the humane label means what it says.
Animals are raised outdoors on pasture or range on true family farms with the “most stringent” humane animal welfare standards according to the World Society for the Protection of Animals. Annual audits by experts in the field cover birth to slaughter.
AWA is able to offer this certification and technical and marketing services to farmers at no charge. Because AWA is not financially dependent on farmer fees, the program is unbiased and completely transparent.

Ah'm t'inkin dis heer iz a bon survis pour da peeples who wanna kno & suppote dees bon practisses. If you be a farmer and wanna jern or if you jus' interested go to dis heer web site, cher: http://www.animalwelfareapproved.org/

~WHM

Mai 1st Cat Song fur 2013: MEOW fur Yeeew

MEOW FurYeeew
(Tune of The Theme from 'Friends')

Ai tries 2 git u up at 5 most ebbry day (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
Ai dint wanna hav 2 mek it be tihs way!
Jus' tryin 2 mek u git in 2nd gear
B'cuz mai brefass time, mai brefass tiem iz heeer!
So Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (b'cuz Ai kno mai plays iz...)
Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (my cat breff in yer face )
Ai'll meow fur yeeew!
Oh, Ai'll meow fur yeeeeeeeeeew!


Now bai teh 2nd tiem Ai'm sitin' on ur ches' (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
 But u dont budge at all, alfo Ai duz mai bes'!
Taht's w'en Ai giv u w'at u need to heeer:
Mai bestest CAT-awaulin' reelly lowd in ur eeer!
Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (U shud jus' git up now 'cuz...)
Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (tihs iz w'at us cats duz. )
Ai'l meow fur yeeew!
Oh, Ai'll meow fur yeeeeeeeeeew!

Been Finking

Ai hav bee finking lately: Ai been finking abot how Ceiling Cat haz ben looking owt fur me. W'en mai urs fambly lefted me N teh hows & Aunt Carol camed 2 feed me, she cudda lefted me, too. W'en Ai got frone owt teh hows wiht teh furrrnitchur, Aunt Carol cudda callded aminul contro fur me, butshe took me 2 hr hows & Ai meeted mai PetGurl. Who knowd Aunt Carol wud tek me 2 Mom, Poppa & PetGurl's hows? Yep, Ceiling Cat wuz looking owt fur me!

So Ai'm finking, Ceiling Ca iz looking owt fur Winston, too. Ai seed him on Faysbuk & Mom went 2git him outta CAAWS wher tehy iz berry mice 2 kittehs but Winston wuz not adjustin' well. His furs fambly givved him away, too. Mom wuznt eben going 2wurk tihs summer but had a feelin' Winston wuz s'posedta liv wiht us. Taht iz Ceiiling Cat at wurk.

Long ez Winston knos who iz boss arown heer, he kin stay.

Oh, & Ceiling Cat, Ai hope U furgiv me fur wat Ai wuz finking abot Mom yessirday w'en Ai went out 2 bakyard & she furgots me & went 2 wurk.

~Bob

P.S. Mai friend Rumpy Dog is having Aminul Welfare Blogger Challinj. A had teknikul diffakultees gittin on tehre but keep tryin, ebberbuddy! Heer'steh link:
http://rumpydog.com/2013/01/27/the-animal-welfare-blogger-challenge/

Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!
• hug ur anipal if u haz 1
• talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob

Dont Tell Mom

Ai wuz plotting 2 git rid ov Winston. Mom wuz coming home late & taht wuz mekkin me nurvus. Winston plays liek a baby kitteh & runs up on me too fass, sumtiems bumpin' N2 me so Ai haz 2 slap him. He iz Idiot wiht a capital "I".

Poppa haz been ome moar so Ai am calmer. We waches NCIS, Law & Order and Burn Notice 2gedder. Tehn we goes owtsides & Winston follas us. Tehn b'cuz Mom iz not home we will leev him owtsides! *snicker* Poppa finks Winston iz Idiot, too.

Worse fing he wuz doing  wuz  sucking down his food reel fass & pushing me owt the way 2 eat my bowl, too! Poppa wud chase him off. Mom seperated owr bowls & sed hav payshins b'cuz Winston iz slow lurner wiht speshul needs. Hmph! Well, he iz lurning, but VERY slow. He lurnd fass how to sit on mai Mom's lap! Idiot!

Sumtiem Ai haz mursee on the Idiot & lets him stay bai me on ow bed--teh one Mom & Poppa finks iz tehrs. Ai am not gonna kill him but if he runs up on me to fass playing liek a baby kitteh, Ai WILL slap sum sense N2 him. Dont tell Mom.


Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!
• hug ur anipal if u haz 1
• talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob