Dont Tell Mom

Ai wuz plotting 2 git rid ov Winston. Mom wuz coming home late & taht wuz mekkin me nurvus. Winston plays liek a baby kitteh & runs up on me too fass, sumtiems bumpin' N2 me so Ai haz 2 slap him. He iz Idiot wiht a capital "I".

Poppa haz been ome moar so Ai am calmer. We waches NCIS, Law & Order and Burn Notice 2gedder. Tehn we goes owtsides & Winston follas us. Tehn b'cuz Mom iz not home we will leev him owtsides! *snicker* Poppa finks Winston iz Idiot, too.

Worse fing he wuz doing  wuz  sucking down his food reel fass & pushing me owt the way 2 eat my bowl, too! Poppa wud chase him off. Mom seperated owr bowls & sed hav payshins b'cuz Winston iz slow lurner wiht speshul needs. Hmph! Well, he iz lurning, but VERY slow. He lurnd fass how to sit on mai Mom's lap! Idiot!

Sumtiem Ai haz mursee on the Idiot & lets him stay bai me on ow bed--teh one Mom & Poppa finks iz tehrs. Ai am not gonna kill him but if he runs up on me to fass playing liek a baby kitteh, Ai WILL slap sum sense N2 him. Dont tell Mom.


Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!
• hug ur anipal if u haz 1
• talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob