Mai 1st Cat Song fur 2013: MEOW fur Yeeew

MEOW FurYeeew
(Tune of The Theme from 'Friends')

Ai tries 2 git u up at 5 most ebbry day (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
Ai dint wanna hav 2 mek it be tihs way!
Jus' tryin 2 mek u git in 2nd gear
B'cuz mai brefass time, mai brefass tiem iz heeer!
So Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (b'cuz Ai kno mai plays iz...)
Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (my cat breff in yer face )
Ai'll meow fur yeeew!
Oh, Ai'll meow fur yeeeeeeeeeew!


Now bai teh 2nd tiem Ai'm sitin' on ur ches' (scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)
 But u dont budge at all, alfo Ai duz mai bes'!
Taht's w'en Ai giv u w'at u need to heeer:
Mai bestest CAT-awaulin' reelly lowd in ur eeer!
Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (U shud jus' git up now 'cuz...)
Ai'll meow fur yeeew! (tihs iz w'at us cats duz. )
Ai'l meow fur yeeew!
Oh, Ai'll meow fur yeeeeeeeeeew!