Bonne année (Happy Mew Yeer) from WHM

Mes Amis! Mah Frans! Ah wanna sez Bonne année--Happy Mew Yers 2 yahs all! Ah be so glad 2 see dis heer yer B'cuz Ah wuznt fasho Ah wud! Mahyoosta B fambly dropp me off in da strange place
whut Ah dont kno whut goin' on or pourquoi why dey wanna givved me up. Mais Mom, she comed to git me bak in summer time & Ah been Monsieur BobButton brofur evva since! AAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!

Nah, Ah gots ta ansa sum quirschins peepul ax liek why mah name so Anglish but mah talk so Franch. Well, mah name Ah say 'Wan-STOHN ohnREE' Ah livs in Cajun country. So is not quite Franch AH talk an' not quite Anglish but sump'n inbetween dat's only in de sud de louisiane--South Louisiana.

Nex' quirshun iz abot how me n Monsieur Bob git along. Well, nah, he OK by me & dont hiss too much no mo' BUT as Ah has become comfurbul rown dis hows Ah lieks  mah toys! M. Bob don't unnerstan' dat so he will slap me and say "Stop taht u idiot!" Sumitem Ah do git carried away playin' doe. M. Bob doan liek me eatin' none o' his lef'ova food neetha! Ah yoosta push him owt da wey & eat his ffod when Ah finish mahn but Mom & Pop tole me not 2 do dat. Mos'ly we git on. He stik wit Poppa & tehy wach TV togedda. Ah lieks 2 sit on Mom.

Las' quirschin is abot me gittin' mah own blog. No. Ah gotta Twitta & dat's enuff. As long as Bob has a blog Ah kin hijack, dis will be bien fa me! Besides, Ah haz to a'mit, Ah kinda liek de wey steem come outta his ears wheneva he find owt Ah ben on his blog!

Well, chers, bye fa now! A tout a l'heure--layta!

~Winston Henry