Mai Mom iz Bak & Udder Mew Cat Songs

Mai Mom iz Bak

Mai Mom iz bak & she's gonna B in trubble!

Hey nonny nah, mai Mom iz bak!

Win best git bak Ai'm gonna pop him like a bubble,

Hey nonny nah, mai Mom iz bak!

Mom, u kno U shu'n't grieve me.

Mom, u kno u shu'n't lee'mee.

Well, Ai'm a big boy now but Ai lieks 2 B N charge now.

Wah ooooo! Wah ooooo!

And wit' mai PetGurl heer U kno Ai'm livin' large now.

Wah ooooo!

Cant u see?!

Ai'll leev u a poopee w'eneva Ai gits angry.

Hey nonny nah, mai Mom iz bak!

And blok Win's bowl when big boy gits hungry.

Hey nonny nah, mai Mom iz bak!

Hey, Ai'm not interrogatin'

But w'ern teh wurl is Poppa waitin'?

Well, Ai'm a big boy now but Ai dont liek no surprises!

Wah ooooo! Wah oooo!

I'll leev fur on his pillo & thro teh kitteh eyes

Wah oooo!

He wont be mad at me!

Yeah mai Mom is bak! 

Yeah, mai wurl's on trak

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Mom is heer!

Onlee Poppa haz sum'n 2 feer

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,Mom is bak!

eah, yeah, yeah, yeah,Mom is bak!

Revoluushun

Gonna b a revolooshun of goggies & cats

Whachoo fink abot taht?

Finkin' 'bot a gud salooshun. Oh, boys & gurls

We jus' wanna change teh wurl

To a plays w'er on ebbr corner

Is a gud resposibul pet owner

Ebbry fing is gonna be alright

If ebbry animal kin be alright

Alright! 

Tihs is not a mew ideer, it jus' meks a betta wurl

Havin' pets nootered & spayed, teh boys & teh girls

So owr numbers  dont spiral

N2 a homeless pet exploshun now

And hav us roamin' from home. Anyhow

Ebery fing is gonna be alright

If u do tihs fur U & me

Alright!

Alright!

Mooie Mooie

(Tune of Louie, Louie)

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.

No,no, no, no!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.(ugh!)

No, no, no, no!

Well mai mom tol' me jus' teh udder day

Not 2 hang rown teh ceral bowl & play

'Cuz eben 'tho Ai liek it  & it smell so gud

Milk dont do a cats body enny gud!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.

No,no, no, no!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.(ugh!)

No, no, no, no!

Well Ai di'nt lissen 2 w'at Mmom sed

And Ai decided 2 go ahed

And lap up teh white stuff enny how

U kno w'at Ai meen: the stuff from teh cow

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.

No,no, no, no!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.(ugh!)

No, no, no, no!

Well mai tummy felt so gud fur a little while

And all ov a sudden ebber fing went wild

Mai tummy started moovin on it's own

Frum deep wiffin in Ai herd a reel lowd groan!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.

No,no, no, no!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.(ugh!)

No, no, no, no!

Ai ran 2 teh bak room quik ez a fox

Fownd teh door closed 2 mai litta box

Mai poor ol' tummy was carryin' a load

And just liek St. Helen Ai start 2 Xplode!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.

No,no, no, no!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.(ugh!)

No, no, no, no!

Mom frowed me owtsides fur a week & a day

'Cuz she had cleen up a big mess taht day

So lissen 2 me & heer me now

Cow's milk is made jus' fur baby cows!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.

No,no, no, no!

Ai sed a-mooie mooie! O' baby ur no gud fer me.(ugh!)

No, no, no, no!

Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
•  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
•  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob