Mai 4mul Por trit

Ai yooz dis 1 on my profile. Ai like it cuz Ai gots 2 sit on da good sofa. AND Ai luks so hansum!

 

I gots noo pikchurs

Ai been outside 2 play between naps.Now Ai deciding wher 2 nap. U got favrit nap place? wher? Tell Mr.Bob pleez.

W'at Yooshally Happins

Ai yooshally has brekfess. Ai like turkey & gravy. Then Ai goes out 2 play in da bak yard.

Poop! It's raining!

Me

I am a cat. Really. Deal with it. I am.