Orange Cats!

Winston ici again mes chers! Tehre iz sump'n speshul abot urnge chats. Mr. Bob, he don't fink so, but teh peepuls in teehse artikuls fink so:

Fun Info About Orange Tabby Cats

Seven Reasons to Adopt an Orange Cat

That Special Something: Orange Cats

Orange Tabby Personality

The Truth About Cat People and Dog People

Mom sez iz moar mportunt 2 b a aminal purrson tahn wun who iznt. See if u see urself in tihs arkittle:

http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/the-truth-about-cat-people-and-dog-people

Um Awarded!

Wall, Ai gots a surprise & Ai am so onnered! Ai got a ward frum Cuddly Friends fur mai blog! Yoo kin see heer at tihs link:
CLICK HERE

Wall, Winston, Whut haz u 2 say abot taht!?

Ez long ez we haz older kittehs gitting 4ever homes---iz ALL gud. Eben fur putting up wiht big hed orange cats!

Fank you, Cuddly Friends!
~Bob

That Darn Cat, Indeed

This is Bob's Mom. Bob was in PetGurl's room that he claims as his own when she's not visiting. I hear a knock at the patio door--or something resembling a knock-- and look up to see a big orange and white face staring from beneath the blinds. I opened the door and Winston strolls in as if he had just stepped out for a few minutes to play in the grass. He went straight to Bob's bowl for a bite to eat and drank from the fountain about four times. It has been very warm here--in the upper 90's and up to 102 degrees out with no rain.so I'd think he'd be past thirsty.

Oh, well. He's back in his favorite spot over my head on the back  of the sofa. I think he's reading my net book over my shoulder, actually.

Welcome home, Winston Henry.

 Oops! Gotta run for another drink?

Ai Not Sayin' Nuffin'

Ai meeen it!But Ai keeping EYES on U!

Cat Bloggin

Ai ushually wake up urly & git Mom up when mai stummik clok goes off. Today Ai did not feel like waking up so urly. Ai dint wake Mom up at 5AM.  Ai wuz still rubbin mai eyes at 5AM b'cuz Ai wuz awake at nite berry late at nite. So Ai waked up fur 5:30. Mom came in mai room & tern on teh lites . 

"Aw, Mom! Iz so brite! But, yah, Ai want breffass!"

 We wuz bofe up late las' nite. She wuz watchin' moovees & on teh pyooter & gitting Sunny Skool lessin reddy fur kids. Ai wuz on teh net book, tweetin'. Owr sleepin' is frone off b'cuz Poppa iz not heer.  We bofe misses Poppa lots.

Tihs moarnin' wuz cold owt but Ai haz 2 go ebber day affer breffass. Ai do NOT liek cold! Wevver haz been mice but unyooshully warms. Mom had teh cool air on N the hows teh udder day. But the reel rains camed & now teh wevver git cold owt. Ai not shur Ai wanna go owt but Ai wanna go owt. Mom git owt a swevver jus' fur me! 

Akshully, Ai reeely not lieking teh swevver so Ai look at her liek she crazy & say, "Mom! Was ist das?" Tehn Ai go in a circle & rub on the wall. But w'en Ai go owtsides it not so bad. Bak insides, Ai mewmember taht Ai haz on da swevver & fink Mebbe if Ai lik it, it will GET OFF OV ME! 

Taht dint wurk, so affer Mom got teh cam'ra Ai run across her bed 2 try 2 git it off. Affer she stop laffing she taked teh swevver off me. Ai fot taht ting wuz gonna swalla me!

Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
•  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
•  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob

The Daily Cat Poop

Mom was reading news. There wuz stories abot hero dogs & lost dogs & dogs in peepul clothes & dog breeds. Of kors, Mom lieks all kinda aminuls but Ai wuz feelin kinda low b'cuz  there wuz no cat stories.

Fur me to feel betta, Mom found thees cat stories. So az mai publik survis, Ai bring mai frenz first edition ov:
 The Daily Cat Poop
Reel Cat Poop. Furst N news is story reely about cat poop. Reely. Sumbuddy was looking at cat litter ads & said "Oops! Fresh Step! You can't say poop stinks less wif ur cat litter." So they hadda take the ad off teh TV. Read more about it here: Judge Orders Cat Litter Commercial Temporaily Off Air.

Geesh! Cat Leesh! Seems cats kin be trained 2 walk wif leesh. Mom sed she had anudder cat many yers ago she had harness fur & he didnt mind. Sumtiem iz gud fur cats 2 keep us safe. Hmm. Wunner what Poppa wud say abot that in our bakyard! Read more abot it here:  Nine Lives, One Leash

FREE MATILDA!  Matilda is wunnerful hotel cat. Helf inspekker don't want her havvin free run w'er der's food at teh hotel so they haz invisibul lektric fens 2 keep Matilda owt of food space. Hmmm. Dont he knwo cat cleener than sum hyoomins? Read abot Matilda's predikamunt here: A Little Less Room to Roam


Wall, that's all teh noos Ai has tiem 2 print 2day. Mom haz 2 pak he netbook up fur wurk. Bes' noos of all iz Pet Gurl iz spending day wif me while Mom & Poppa iz gone. Yay! Fink Ai'll go dans on her head & grab a corner of her bed.

Emoticon Fur Cats

>^..^<  or  =^..^=  "So let it be sed bai cat" "Acat (cat eeekwivlunt to Amen)"

}{>^..^<  or ][ >^..^< One paw raised as in  "me, too!" or "I agree" or "count me in" or "Salut"

][>^..^<][  Raise da roof! WHOOT! WHOOT!

>^-O-^< Sing!

>^oO^<  WHAAAAT?

>^-@-^< Cat kiss

>( ; )~< Cat booty or kiss it.

Weekend

Mai pet gurl was home most of da weekend. Ai like her room. It's like Disney World 4 cats. Ai like 2 sit on her pyooter 4 warmz. Ebber body knos if it made of warmz, it made 4 sitting on. Cat law.
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Floating Baby Bob

If u kin find da floatin baby Bob n den u clik on him, he will stop floatin & do a li'l cat dance. Fun 4 all wif thumbs.

Herman's Back

Ai did not c Herman 4 a few days. I drank some pond water & Pop tried 2 stop me. But it tastes so gud! Betta dan water in mai bowl. Betta dan water in da baffroom sink. Tastes like....FROG! I throwed up tho.

It got warmer outside & Herman was back in his yooshul spot sitting on sumpn in da middle of da pond.
It's so hot 2day dat he mite b out der singin his li'l froggie song again. Wish does skurls would come down & have a li' drink. Wish I had a skurl suit to sneak up on dem! If u dont know, skurls is really evil. Dey talk nasty from up in da trees. Yah! Cowards! Come down here on da grownd n say dat stuff!

Yup, dat frog n our lil pond is name Herman. He sings lowd. He gots lotsa frog jokes. Wunner wat he taste like.
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