Nobuddy's Heeer But the CAT!

Mom is still coffing a bit & STILL WORKING!!  She should reeely be staying home wit---who? ME! B'cuz? AI'M TEH CAT! Ai'm kree-atin' a mew cat law: "No matta what--if u coff or sneeze u gotta stay home of the cat sez!"

Poppa went wit her on CATurday & tehy wuz bofe TYRED & gud 4 nuttin' w'en tehy camed home. Mom dint git bak up all teh rest ov teh day!  Poppa gived me AND her some food!

 Ai thot Ai'd mek her jellus bai stikking close 2 Poppa. But taht dint wurk. Poppa got tyred ov me givving him teh hed bonks & beggin' fur chin wubs & Mom jus' snored liek a choochoo.

PetGurl camed 2 see me. Ai kno Ai haz sed it B4 but Ai luvs me sum PetGurl! She wanted me 2 smell ov teh skrawbberries, tho. Ai read her book w'en Ai saw her tek owt eh spray fur putting on mai fur. Ai'm not havin' taht so Ai runned down teh hall.

Mom camed home so late las' nite taht the sun had ternd off B4 she got home. Ai tell you, Ai'm getting tyred ov  tihs  stuff! Wa't gu iz it 2B TEH CAT if no staff is arown!??!

The Almos' Daily Cat Poop

Ai got moar noos fur u abot cats. Gotta hurry b'cuz Mom's gotta go 2 jewelry dooty & she's takin' teh net book wif her. Hope u liek deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Mystery Solved: Why The Cat Craves Mushrooms (And People Do, Too). Wall, hmmmm. Ai'm gonna hafta try summa them!

VIDEO: 'Sofia The Lion Tamer' Goes Nose-To-Nose With Big Cat. That's a skerry kid! She kin hippotize lions & mek 'em dance!

Documenting John Lennon's Love for Cats Did u kno he wunce had a cat named "Elvis?" Well, he did.

Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!  
• hug ur anipal if u haz 1
• talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day!

The Daily Cat Poop: Fursday Edition

Ai haz moar cats in teh noos 2 share. Njoy!

Baby Kitteh and Deer  Here is berry kyoot video of teh day wif 2 kyoot frenz.

Chef Accused of Feeding Cat to 2 Dogs. This guy sowns liek he hates cats & luvs dogs. Ai notis teh artikul mentions Anthony Robert Ahrens, Former Inn At Little Washington Sous Chef, has a Facebook page that features dogs. Moar than 1X the artikul mentions he haz facebook page. That meens he's on Facebook. Hmmm.  BRB. Aw heck, he's eedr deleeted or hidden his page. >^o_O^<

Can Cats Really Communicate With Their Owners? Of kors we can! U need artikul fur this?

 Cat Survives 2 Euthanasi Attempts 1 ov mai Twitter frenz shared this story teh uddder day. This cat wuz meant 2 B wif this fambly! 

RIP Mayor of Seventh Street  This nayberhood in Noo Yawk misses their fren--an ol' kitteh liek me!

Wall, that's all Ai haz tiem fur 2day! Ebberbuddy, hav gud day and dont  furgit--

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud!  

  • hug ur anipal if u haz 1

    • talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day!

Ur fren,

~Bob

The Daily Cat Poop

Mom was reading news. There wuz stories abot hero dogs & lost dogs & dogs in peepul clothes & dog breeds. Of kors, Mom lieks all kinda aminuls but Ai wuz feelin kinda low b'cuz  there wuz no cat stories.

Fur me to feel betta, Mom found thees cat stories. So az mai publik survis, Ai bring mai frenz first edition ov:
 The Daily Cat Poop
Reel Cat Poop. Furst N news is story reely about cat poop. Reely. Sumbuddy was looking at cat litter ads & said "Oops! Fresh Step! You can't say poop stinks less wif ur cat litter." So they hadda take the ad off teh TV. Read more about it here: Judge Orders Cat Litter Commercial Temporaily Off Air.

Geesh! Cat Leesh! Seems cats kin be trained 2 walk wif leesh. Mom sed she had anudder cat many yers ago she had harness fur & he didnt mind. Sumtiem iz gud fur cats 2 keep us safe. Hmm. Wunner what Poppa wud say abot that in our bakyard! Read more abot it here:  Nine Lives, One Leash

FREE MATILDA!  Matilda is wunnerful hotel cat. Helf inspekker don't want her havvin free run w'er der's food at teh hotel so they haz invisibul lektric fens 2 keep Matilda owt of food space. Hmmm. Dont he knwo cat cleener than sum hyoomins? Read abot Matilda's predikamunt here: A Little Less Room to Roam


Wall, that's all teh noos Ai has tiem 2 print 2day. Mom haz 2 pak he netbook up fur wurk. Bes' noos of all iz Pet Gurl iz spending day wif me while Mom & Poppa iz gone. Yay! Fink Ai'll go dans on her head & grab a corner of her bed.