Urlee Start

If u wants 2 kno how 2 wake a human, put meows in der face. Pull off da cubbers. Rubs da wet noes on der skin. Walk acros dem a bit. Run acros der stomik. Pull on der hairs n if dat don't wurk, den sit on der head. If dey stop snoring den der pretinnin 2 b sleep. Put a paw on der face and meow "Ai kno u iz awake! Git up & make breffiss! Mai stomik needs da noms! Itz a mergensee!"

Moms sez Ai wuz too urly. Ai tried 2 git her up @ free-sumpn' nstedda five A.M. she sez. Ai dinks Ai wuz rite on time cuz mai stomik sez so n it haz a clok n it. Enywayz, it wuz hard 2 git Mom awakes until Ai sat on her hed. Itz a xtreem megensee when Ai haz 2 sit on he hed.

Den she got up and givved me da noms. Poppa sed she givved me da noms. But Ai say Poppa givved me da noms. I dunno. Ai jus kno Ai gots da noms n went outside wit Poppa & mai stomik wuz quiet agin..