Feeeeelin' Betta

Ai dint eat much yessirday. Ai wuz still sore & tired frum mai trip 2teh vet & wher Ai got STUCK! Ai have been givvin PetGurl teh look of shame 2 mek her feel gilty. She haz been home & stayin' in mai room Ai let her sleep in eben toh Ai reeely dont liek w'en she moovs mai stuff arown. No matter fur yessirday b'cuz Ai staid unner teh bed mos'ly.

Mom givved me turkey pahTAY & Ai jus' cudnt eat. Ai dint wanna go owt wif Poppa xcept 2 poop. Tehn bak unner teh bed. Ai hurd talking fone fingy ring wif Mom's musik. When Poppa talks 2 Mom her musik plays furs & Ai kin heer Mom's voice axing abot me. Poppa tol' her Ai still not eating. PetGurl hadda leave. Poppa tooked her sumplace, Ai dunno. Enyways, bai teh tiem mai fambly gits home, Ai wuz feelin' betta. Speshly affer Ai heer PG talkin abot callin' TEH VET agin.

Sun wuz turnin off & Ai wanted 2 go owt wif Poppa. Ai wach teh burds & evul skwurls. PG put mai mew tags on mai collar & Mom put sum medsin on mai nek 2 keep away teh fleee bugs. Tehn Ai ate a hole bowl ov turkey flava! Mmmmm!

Sad mews iz Poppa iz not feeling 2 gud. Gots teh sneezees & a coff. Ai will tek ker ov him 2day & stay by him on teh bed & let him rubs mai hed & chin. That ushully meks him feel betta.


Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
•  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
•  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob

HALP! TEH VET!

Ai hate car rides. So much Mom had not ebber taken me owt n mai carrier. But Ai figyurd sumpn wuz goin' on w'en Ai hurd Mom tell PetGurl 2 come ober & git me reddy whil Mom & Poppa went 2 church.  Hmmm. Kyurious but not disturbin'...yet.

Mom rushed home frum church wiffowt Poppa & she & PetGurl put me in carrier wif mai favrit toy & a soft blanky. Then they put me N the lod fing Ai avoid teh most: TEH CAR!!Mom sed since Ai'm going owtsides moar, eben if jus' n bakyard Ai needs 2 go 2 vet. Ai luvs teh car b'cuz it brings home Mom ebber day and sumtiems mai PetGurl but it meks noise & is too big $ now Ai wuz going INSIDE IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Ai sed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all teh way on teh trip! PetGurl unzip the carrier a li'l bit 2 rub mai hed but Ai still sed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! All teh way!

Then they took me & mai carrier in a place Ai hurd Mom call PetSmart. Ai cud see all kind ov goggies & Ai cud hear kittehs & goggies. Teh lady at teh desk wayted me on a tabul & sed she wud wayted my carrier bai itself later. She sed Ai wuz a gud wayt at 9.2 powns. Sge sed Mom did gud wif mai diet. Hmmmm. Ai cud stan moar food w'en Ai ax, wayt or not!

Later, tehy took me N anudder room Ai did not liek. Ai got 2 git outta the carrier & Ai wnated PetGurl to hold me. Ai hadda sit on this iron table that smelled like goggie, kittehs & cleener. Eben tho' teh lady wuz nice Ai wuzn't 2 ken on her lookin' all ober mai body. Then she took me away 2 a bak wif anudder lady who look at may eyes, mai meowf & udder parts. Tehn they brot me bak 2 Mom & PG & that when Ai fown mai chance 2 crawl bak in mai carrier where nobody cud tuch me, espeshly teh big goggies Ai cud heer barking sumwhers.

That's when, among udder ting they talk abot teh nurse & dokter tell Mom & PG that the furs owners musta ment 13 months nsted of 13 years B4 they lef me at the 'partment wher Aunt Carol camed 2 get me owt. So mai eye tess sed Ai'mnot 17 but mebbe 5-7 years old--moar likely 7! So, Ai'm reely middle age & not elderly cat! Mom, PG & Poppa r happy b'cuz That means Ai kin b arown longer 2 own them!




Mewmember:

• tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
•  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
•  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day! ~Bob