Bark
"Bark!" Ai hurd teh goggie greet.
Made me jump frum off mai feet.
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.
Why nobuddy warning me
small gogs kin be so noisy?
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.
Ai go owtsides jus' to find
Goggie sniffing mai behind!
Gud thing Poppa iz wif me
Or you'd find me up a tree.
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.
"Bark!" teh goggie sez ag'in
Sez him want to be mai fren'.
Him so full of energy
Saying all them barks to me!
What him got der in his teef?
Looks like tiny Christmas reef!
Ready fur mai best defence
Goggie fownd hole in teh fence
Him drop reef down at mai feet
"Barkety Bark!" is what him greet.
Now Ai unnerstandin' that!
Him's saying "Merry Christmas, cat!"
That's so very nice but, Oh,
Poppa's gotta fix that hole!
"Bark, bark bark!" He say sum moar.
He jus' movin' in nex' door.
