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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Cat Laws: The Furs Sevvum

  1. If it haz warmz, iz made fur sitting/laying down. (Ur laps, chests, stummik, blankees, lap top/net books, face, teh li'l warm spot N front of teh frig, heeter vent, etc)
  2. W'en iz tiem fur noms Hyoomins mus' git up & delivva NOW!
  3. Mai frone iz w'erevva Ai'm sitting.
  4. Hairballs iz fur sharing. U kin hav it. Ai dawannit.
  5. Trust teh cat.Always trust teh cat. If it wuz tored up, broked, drawd on, missin', ate/drinkd up: teh kids, goggie, nayber, huzbin did it.
  6. Cat breff: gud. Hyoomin breff: not so gud unless U ated sum chikun.
  7. If iz paypa & ur reading R wurking on tehm--book, magzeen, homewurk, mewspaypa. chekkin school paypas, bills---iz ment fur sitting/laying down.



Mewmember:
  • tell peepuls 2 fink abopping a older pet liek me--kitteh OR goggie is gud! 
  •  hug ur anipal if u haz 1
  •  talk 2 Ceiling Cat 2day & ebber day~Bob

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