Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Kittehs & Eeser Lillies

Iz teh tiem ov yeer fur Eeser lillies. Tehy iz dangermous fur pets, gibbing goggies tummy prollems but tehy iz far moar deddly fur cats. Reed tihs artakul:


Thursday, April 3, 2014

Spring Tiem in Sowf Meweeziana

Ai um wachin YOU!
Iz been a long cole wintertiem fur ebbrbody. Ai do not  like teh cole weffer! Ai heerd teh cats up norf had blizzerds outside, wich iz a deezert wif ice creems.  Ai fink if it wuz ice creems outside tehn taht muss be beery cole!

We cats wat hav had toe ampyootayshins (wich iz wat teh crool declawing operayshin REALLY is) has a harder tiem wif cole becuz we gits moar arfritis in owr bones. So Ai say YAY SPRING! Wimphead Winston kin take moar cole tahn me. Ai fink he iz just too dum to kno wehn he is cole.

Wun fing about spring is mew baby burds & mew evul baby  skwurls iz comin ---an also pets iz being bornd. We haz to be kerful abot cats wat hav not been spayed or nootered Bcuz they iz moar likely to be travelin. Speshly teh boy cats wat smell teh gurl cats a long way off and tries to travel long distances to wher they mite be....Well, goggies, too.  Teh boys also gits n2 fites ober territory where tehy smells females in heet. Tehy are in danger frum crossing hiways and udder territories if tehy is not nootered. So iz gyd idea fur nootering.

Tahts all Ai haz to say 2day.
Hiz Royul Hi-ness Bob, Out.

Oh! Heer iz sum links 2 moar infurmayshin wat proovs how smart Ai am: