Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Stomik Clok

Mai pipples iz not home. Da clok n mai stomik sez it is past dinner time.
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Monday, May 23, 2011

Mr. Tubbs' Visit

Mr. Tubbs wuz out dis moarning wen Ai went fur mai moarning poop. I meetz him b4 n da cold days.

"Hey!" I say, "Dis ain't yer yard, dood!"

"Ai kno," he say. "Ai jus' wunnering bout da noyz n yer pool ober her. Mekking shur ur alrite."

He nebber kerred b4, so why he come ober her now? Ai kno he kno mai fren Herman. He gotz wet paws an likking dem wile he purr n murmur, "Mmmmm, frog soup!"

Herman is smiling in da middle of da pool, sitting on da pump. Mr. Tubbs can't reeches either! MOL!

"Ai tink iz time 4 u 2 go, Tubbs," Ai say.

Den Mom comes out and Mr. Tubbs run away. YAY, Mom!

Herman iz MAI snack--Ai meenz, fren!

Monday, May 16, 2011



Mai pet gurl was home most of da weekend. Ai like her room. It's like Disney World 4 cats. Ai like 2 sit on her pyooter 4 warmz. Ebber body knos if it made of warmz, it made 4 sitting on. Cat law.
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Floating Baby Bob

If u kin find da floatin baby Bob n den u clik on him, he will stop floatin & do a li'l cat dance. Fun 4 all wif thumbs.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Herman's Back

Ai did not c Herman 4 a few days. I drank some pond water & Pop tried 2 stop me. But it tastes so gud! Betta dan water in mai bowl. Betta dan water in da baffroom sink. Tastes like....FROG! I throwed up tho.

It got warmer outside & Herman was back in his yooshul spot sitting on sumpn in da middle of da pond.
It's so hot 2day dat he mite b out der singin his li'l froggie song again. Wish does skurls would come down & have a li' drink. Wish I had a skurl suit to sneak up on dem! If u dont know, skurls is really evil. Dey talk nasty from up in da trees. Yah! Cowards! Come down here on da grownd n say dat stuff!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011


Brekfess at 5. Ai knos wat time it iz cos Ai hav clok n mai stummik. Wakes mom den Ai goes outside. Gonna chek da pond. Mebbe Herman is on da outside of it trun 2 keep warm. Ai cud help him widdat!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Fass A Nay Ting

Herman haz lots 2 talk about. We haz been diskussing life--on land and water, hopping vs running vs loping, ceiling cat, chewing grass vs eating flies--He is int'resting convershashuniss. Still, he wont come 2 da side of da pond. Jus stays n da middle.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Yup, dat frog n our lil pond is name Herman. He sings lowd. He gots lotsa frog jokes. Wunner wat he taste like.
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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Frog Friend

Mai mom made a pond last year. A frog libs der. He sings at night. Sumtimes I sit on da stones and we hab a conversation. He sings loud at nite N mai poppa  tells him to shut up. Ai'm dinking he sai his name is Herman. Ai mite ketch 'em.